Kayfabe Staff

NFL gearing up for its annual half-baked rip-off of WrestleMania

Fans of professional football (known in the lingo as "marks") are abuzz with anticipation for this weekend's Super Bowl, which…

5 years ago

Man That Gravity Forgot forgotten

According to a recent poll of fans of professional sports-entertaining, Neville -- once known and widely beloved as The Man…

5 years ago

Wrestling fans worldwide awake pleasantly surprised that Royal Rumble match is still happening

As it became increasingly clear to millions of wrestling fans that last night's Royal Rumble pay-per-view was going to run…

5 years ago

Exclusive high-def screenshot of Becky Lynch “wardrobe malfunction”

So you clicked on a link promising a peek at the nipple of the tough and talented Becky Lynch. You…

5 years ago

DISGRACEFUL: Women’s Royal Rumble Won by Man

Although World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) purports to be a progressive, inclusive company where women athletes can shatter the proverbial glass…

5 years ago

CORRECTION: Our earlier “Royal Rumble Results” post seems to have been premature

We rarely make mistakes at Kayfabe News, as we maintain the highest standards of journalism. Sometimes, however, despite the diligent…

5 years ago

WrestleMania pre-show to begin immediately following Royal Rumble

The first major stop on the so-called "Road to WrestleMania" is tonight's WWE Royal Rumble, and the aftermath of tonight's…

5 years ago

The Royal Rumble was pre-taped Tuesday after SmackDown — and here are the results!

Although it will air tonight at 7pm ET -- ostensibly "live" from "Phoenix" -- the WWE Royal Rumble was actually…

5 years ago

Where Are They Now? The Original “Drew McIntyre”

Fans of professional sports-entertaining are taking notice of the WWE's current version of "Drew McIntyre" -- a chiseled and ruthless…

5 years ago

McMahon clearly drunk in latest shoot interview

In the latest installment of his ongoing series of "shoot interviews" produced by Highspots, sports-entertainment mogul slurs through profanity-laden diatribes…

5 years ago

WWE unveils new six-sided ring

In what is being described by commentator Michael Cole as "a historic game-changer for sports entertainment," World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE)…

5 years ago

Stupid MAGA hats suddenly become awesome with addition of “U” to beginning

Widely considered a tacky symbol of blind devotion to an incompetent president, so-called "MAGA" hats -- red caps emblazoned with…

5 years ago

Jim “Kamala” Harris announces presidential bid

Fans of professional wrestling are abuzz today following the announcement that Jim Harris -- better known as Kamala -- has…

5 years ago

McMahon finally scrapes last bits of cement out of Corvette

After two decades of meticulous and gruelling work, sports-entertainment mogul Vince McMahon has finally chiseled and clawed every last chunk…

5 years ago

WWE addresses “toxic masculinity” by mandating all feuds be settled via respectful dialogue

In an effort to create "an inclusive work environment for all," World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that it is…

5 years ago

Lesnar signs with All Elite Wrestling

Fans of professional wrestling are abuzz today amid the announcement today that reigning and "defending" WWE Universal Champion, Brock Lesnar,…

5 years ago

Seeking PG rating, WWE Network overdubs all instances of “suck it” to “love it”

As the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) cracks down on inappropriate and offensive language on streaming video services, the WWE Network…

5 years ago

McMahon submits “Top 10 Greatest Promoters” article to Bleacher Report under pen name

Vince McMahon, the sports-entertainment impresario to transformed professional wrestling into a pop-culture juggernaut, ranked himself first in a top-10 list…

5 years ago