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There Was A Competition Between Blondes And Brunettes…

Everyone loves a good blonde joke. They are hilarious, and everyone knows one that they love to tell every chance they get

Blonde jokes are some of the most popular and funny jokes out there. Even though most of the stereotypes about blondes are not true, that doesn’t mean these jokes are not hilarious.

In one hilarious joke, a group of blondes and brunettes are competing to see who can catch the most fish, and of course, hilarity ensues.

There Was A Competition Between Blondes And Brunettes…

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing.

Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win — they kept pulling out fish after fish.

Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently.

A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.

“A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!”

Oh boy! Those blondes just can’t catch a break! How did they not know to cut a hole in the ice? It’s the first thing you have to do when you go ice fishing.

If you enjoyed this joke, here is another hilarious blonde joke.

A Blonde, A Brunette, And A Redhead Are Stranded On An Island!

The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away.

She swims out 10 miles, but she gets tired and drowns.

The brunette also looks to the east, figures the distance to shore is about 20 miles and starts swimming.

She gets 15 miles out, but she gets tired and drowns.

The blonde figures that there’s about 20 miles to the shore also.

She swims 19 miles to the point where she can barely see the shore, and then she gets tired. So she swims back. On the way back, she gets tired and drowns.

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Source: Comedy Central

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