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Everyone has been asked what they would do if they were ever stranded on an island.

While most of us have a list of things we would do to survive, the bigger question to ask is how would someone get off the island alive.

One joke describes a hilarious situation in which a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, are stranded on an island. Unfortunately, because she was a blonde, things went horribly wrong!

A Blonde, A Brunette, And A Redhead Are Stranded On An Island!

The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away.

She swims out 10 miles, but she gets tired and drowns.

The brunette also looks to the east, figures the distance to shore is about 20 miles and starts swimming.

She gets 15 miles out, but she gets tired and drowns.

The blonde figures that there’s about 20 miles to the shore also.

She swims 19 miles to the point where she can barely see the shore, and then she gets tired. So she swims back. On the way back, she gets tired and drowns.

What was she thinking? I would never have expected her to do such a silly thing! She easily could have survived, but alas, she didn’t!

If you enjoyed this joke, here is another one that is sure to make you laugh!

A Blonde Walks Into The Police Department Looking For A Job!

The officer wants to ask her a few questions….

Officer: What’s 2+2?

Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!

Officer: What’s the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummmm… 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”

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Source: Comedy Central

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