blonde joke walmart

After a long day at work, people sometimes need a good laugh or two. Blonde jokes are sometimes the funniest ones out there, and there are hundreds to select from.

In one joke, a blonde lady goes into a Walmart to purchase a television, but things go horribly wrong!

A Blonde Walks Into a Walmart…

A blonde goes to Walmart and says to the clerk “Hi, can i get this TV?”

Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde.”

So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair red.

She goes to Walmart (again) and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV?”

Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde.”

The blonde goes home and dyes her hair black.

She goes to Walmart (again) and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV now!?”

Clerk: “NO! You’re a blonde”

This blonde wont give up so she dyes her hair brown.

She goes to Walmart (again) and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV? That’s all I want!!

Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde!!!!

So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair blonde.

She goes back to Walmart and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV!??

Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde.”

The blonde getting frustrated asks “Why cant I get this TV!!????”

The Clerk answers, “Because this is not a TV!! It’s a microwave!!!!”

Oh my gosh! This joke is pure genius! I could not stop laughing! I am sharing this with all of my friends and family.

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Source: Backyard Chickens

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