Blonde jokes thermos

After a long day at work, we could all use a good laugh or two.

While most of us have a go-to joke that we always tell, few are funnier than blonde jokes. Blonde jokes are universally loved, even by blondes, and are lighthearted and clever.

In one hilarious joke, a blonde has quite a bit of trouble with a thermos!

A Blonde And Her Thermos!

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for.

He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The blonde immediately buys one for herself.

The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”

She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”

Oh man! I never expected that response! I couldn’t stop laughing.

If you liked that joke, check out the one below that will have you laughing all day long!

A Blonde, A Brunette, And A Redhead Are Each Granted One Transformation!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy.

The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish.

The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells “Eagle!”

She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away.

The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out “Salmon!”

She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn.

The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish.

She panics.


That joke was even funnier than the first one! There’s a good reason we all love blonde jokes.

If you loved these jokes as much as we did, make sure to let us know in the comments section below! 

Source: Comedy Central

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