blonde joke

Everyone loves a good joke, especially when it’s one that they’ve never heard before.

Almost all of us know at least one hilarious joke that we like to tell for a guaranteed laugh and blonde jokes are some of the funniest out there. Here’s one that will have you laughing all day.

Find out what happens when two blondes are driving down the road in Kansas!

Two Blondes Are Driving Through Kansas!

Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.

One blonde riding shotgun says, “Look over there!” They see another blonde in scuba gear who is acting like she’s swimming through the wheat.

The blonde driving says, “It’s girls like that who give us blondes a bad name.”

The other blonde says, “Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and tell her off.”

Oh man, I didn’t expect either blonde to say that! What a joke.

If you enjoyed this blonde joke, here’s another one that will have you laughing all day!

A Blonde Opens Her Mailbox!

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house.

She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut.

She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ”how weird.”

A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside.

The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it.

After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders.

As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her.

”What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?”

The blonde looked up at the man and said, ”Well, you see, there’s this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, ‘You’ve got mail,’ but when I come out here to check, I don’t have any.”

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Source: Comedy Central

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