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After a long day, we could all use a good laugh or two. Jokes about blondes are extremely popular, and almost all of us know at least one!

While there are many funny blonde jokes, one, in particular, had us cracking up and we had to share it with you.

A Blonde, A Brunette, And A Redhead Are Each Granted One Transformation!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy.

The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish.

The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells “Eagle!”

She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away.

The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out “Salmon!”

She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn.

The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish.

She panics.


Oh boy! That blonde really isn’t very smart! She should have known how to properly answer that question, but alas, she failed miserably.

If you loved this joke, make sure to check out another hilarious blonde joke.

A Blonde Went To The Dentist…

“I want you to paint my teeth blue” – said the blonde.

“What!?” – exclaimed the dentist.

“Just do it!!” – said the blonde.

So the dentist painted her teeth blue. The blonde went back to her car and called her friend to talk about many things. While she was driving a policeman stopped her.

“Mam, your were talking on your mobile while you were driving. Here is how much you must pay.”

“Oh come on!! Don’t you see I have blue-tooth?!”

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Source: Comedy Central

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