Blonde jokes are sometimes the funniest jokes out there, and there are hundreds to select from. Some of them can be mean, but usually they are just downright hilarious.

In one joke, a blonde woman is describing her first time riding a horse, but it’s not quite what you would expect!

A Blonde is Riding a Horse…

A blonde is telling her best friend about her first time riding a horse.

“So I got on this pretty little horse and it just took off galloping with me. I tried to hang on but, the saddle was so slippery that I started to fall off. I was yelling for help and hanging on for dear life. I had my arms wrapped around its neck. I really thought I was going to die. It was so scary.”

The best friend said, “Oh my God! How did you get it to stop?”

The blonde replied “Oh, this nice man just came up and he saved me.”

The best friend asked, “How did he stop it?”

Blond “He unpluged it from the wall and it stopped. I thanked the man for saving my life and he just laughed – like it was no big deal”

The best friend asked, “Really? It was a Walmart horse?”

Oh my gosh! This joke is pure genius! I could not stop laughing! I am sharing this with all of my friends and family.

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Source: Backyard Chickens