Pandas are perhaps the cutest and most mysterious animals on Earth. Humans are fascinated with them, but there are so few of them in the world that we don’t know everything about them.

Well, one joke hilariously explains what happens when a panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.

A Panda Walks Into a Restaurant…

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”

The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I’m a panda! Look it up!”

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: “A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Oh my gosh! This joke is too funny! I never expected the punchline! I could not stop laughing!

I am definitely sharing this joke with all of my friends!

H/T: Hub Pages

And if you liked this joke, make sure to check out this one: A Man and His Penguins!

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