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A Blonde And A Lawyer Are Sitting On A Plane

After a long day at work, people sometimes need a good laugh or two. Blonde jokes are sometimes the funniest ones out there, and there are hundreds to

After a long day at work, people sometimes need a good laugh or two. Blonde jokes are sometimes the funniest ones out there, and there are hundreds to select from.

In one joke, a lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a plane. The rest of the joke is pure genius!

A Blonde And A Lawyer Are Sitting On A Plane…

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde, wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she would owe him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then, the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes back down the hill with four legs?”

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Oh my gosh! This joke is pure genius! I could not stop laughing! I am sharing this with all of my friends and family.

If you like this blonde joke, then check out this one: A blonde gets into a helicopter…

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