After a long day at work, people sometimes need a good laugh or two. Blonde jokes are sometimes the funniest ones out there, and there are hundreds to select from.
In one joke, a blonde lady goes into a Walmart to purchase a television, but things go horribly wrong!
A Blonde Walks Into a Walmart…
A blonde goes to Walmart and says to the clerk “Hi, can i get this TV?”
Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde.”
So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair red.
She goes to Walmart (again) and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV?”
Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde.”
The blonde goes home and dyes her hair black.
She goes to Walmart (again) and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV now!?”
Clerk: “NO! You’re a blonde”
This blonde wont give up so she dyes her hair brown.
She goes to Walmart (again) and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV? That’s all I want!!
Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde!!!!
So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair blonde.
She goes back to Walmart and asks the clerk “Can I get this TV!??
Clerk: “No, you’re a blonde.”
The blonde getting frustrated asks “Why cant I get this TV!!????”
The Clerk answers, “Because this is not a TV!! It’s a microwave!!!!”
Oh my gosh! This joke is pure genius! I could not stop laughing! I am sharing this with all of my friends and family.
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Source: Backyard Chickens
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