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Everyone has heard the expression “dirty old men” which is used to describe elderly individuals who say or do things that just wouldn’t sound right if coming from someone of a younger generation.

Well, one joke about a supposed “dirty old man” is not only hilarious but is nothing like you would expect!

Dirty Old Men

An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, to look it over, as he hadn’t been there for a while.

Before he went, he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he got closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”

Holding the bucket up, he said… “I’m here to feed the alligator!”

Some old men can still think fast.

Oh my gosh! This joke was too funny! I never expected the punchline to end like this! I am sharing this with all my friends and family!

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Source: Oldtimers

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