The late night television host Jimmy Kimmel has officially resorted to calling on liberals to “fight” ICE agents with dildos.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Kimmel Sounds Off
Kimmel, 58, issued this call to arm during his opening monologue on Wednesday night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live.
“You know, with all this madness happening, it’s easy to forget that ICE is still out there rounding people up and sending them who the hell knows where,” Kimmel said. “But there are also still Americans out there fighting the good fight. You know, in February, the protesters in Minneapolis held an event called Operation Dildo Blitz. They brought a battalion of rubber sex toys. Sometimes you have to fight dildos with dildos, and I guess this idea is catching on, because there have been dildo blitzes.”
“This is Los Angeles. There’s a dildo blitz,” he continued. “That one is another one here in L.A. In Portland, Oregon, there were just dildos all over the place. Where they get these dildos, I don’t know. Maybe from the Rudy Giuliani collection, but it’s a nice and harmless way to let ICE know what you think of them.”
Check out Kimmel’s full comments on this in the video below.
Kimmel Whines To Michelle Obama
Earlier that day, Kimmel appeared on Michelle Obama’s IMO podcast. There, Kimmel patted himself on the back for politicizing late night and essentially making it a liberal propaganda tool.
“I just can’t imagine on those nights talking about anything other than what we are talking about, and I give a lot of credit to my colleagues for doing the same thing,” Kimmel said. “I think it would be embarrassing if we didn’t talk about this stuff. It would be shameful.”
Obama, 62, went all out in gushing over Kimmel in response. She praised the late night host for being willing to “go serious” and “go real.” Obama went on to claim that Kimmel is “bravely and boldly” using his platform “to speak truth to power.”
“I don’t think of it as bravely,” Kimmel replied. “Boldly, maybe, would be a good description. But to me, it just seems obvious and unavoidable.”
Kimmel added that though it’s fun to tell jokes and make a large audience laugh, “well-rounded human beings don’t behave that way.”
Kimmel Doubles Down
In this same interview, Kimmel said that he “bristles” at criticisms from those who tell him how to do his job.
“My job is whatever I decide my job is or whatever my employer allows me to do,” Kimmel whined. “Comedians have been doing this for a long time. It just shows a great deal of ignorance when it comes to comedy to say, ‘Well, Johnny Carson didn’t do this.’ Well, first of all, we’re living in a different time, and secondly, how do you know Johnny Carson wouldn’t do it? I bet Johnny Carson would talk about it. I bet Johnny Carson would be absolutely mortified by what’s going on.”
There was a time when all Americans could enjoy late night comedy regardless of their political affiliations. Thanks to so-called “comedians” like Kimmel, however, that is no longer the case.
The brave men and women of ICE deserve better than to have radical liberals like Kimmel calling on Americans to fight them with dildos. Shame on you, Jimmy Kimmel!