Kayfabe News

Scientists baffled by mysterious hairlike matter dangling from Hogan’s bandana

An international team of dermatologists and follicular scientists conceded today that they are "utterly baffled" about how to identify the…

5 years ago

Trump credits WWE for inspiring his proposed new “Immigration Chamber”

WWE Hall of Famer and US "President" Donald Trump announced today a "tremendously more effective and entertaining" alternative to his…

5 years ago

Jaded wrestling fan already sick of All Elite Wrestling

All Elite Wrestling (AEW), a professional wrestling promotion officially launched this week in the cultural epicenter of Jacksonville, Florida, has…

5 years ago

A look back at Heath Slater’s independent career as “El Generico”

Although most fans of sports entertainment know Heath Slater as an endearing redneck, many don't realize that long before Slater…

5 years ago

Finn Bálor vows 2019 will finally be his year to “lose some damn weight”

Perpetually portly professional wrestler Finn "King Kong" Bálor revealed today that he has made a personal commitment to shedding his…

5 years ago

Flat-Earthers demand WWE fix “misleading” Intercontinental belt

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is facing harsh criticism from members of the Flat Earth Society for the Intercontinental Championship belt,…

5 years ago

EXCLUSIVE first look at the revamped Raw set for 2019

The McMahon family promised "big changes" coming to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) in the weeks and months ahead, and we…

5 years ago

Want to feel old? Shawn Michaels just turned 80!

It seems like just yesterday that we were all just kids, cheering for our favorite flamboyant superstars of the squared…

5 years ago

Wrestling nerd already has five candidates for “Match of the Year”

Andrew Greene, a self-described “internet wrestling journalist” from Miami, has already amassed a list of five “Match of the Year”…

5 years ago

Vince McMahon gets “WWE Forever” neck tattoo

Sports-entertainment mogul Vince McMahon is known for his indefatigable devotion to ruling over World Wrestling Entertainment, and the billionaire decided…

5 years ago