Piers Morgan Blasts Gwyneth Paltrow Calling Men ‘Penis-Bearing People’

The British television personality Piers Morgan is blasting the Hollywood star Gwyneth Paltrow for some ridiculously woke posts that her lifestyle brand Goop has been putting on its website.

Morgan Rips Paltrow For Going ‘Woke’

Daily Mail reported that Morgan took issue with a Goop article that called men “penis-bearing people” as it gave a tutorial on penis rings. Another article on the Goop website referred to men as “the people with a prostate.”

“Gwyneth is talking absurd virtue-signaling goop,” Morgan told The Sun. “A penis-bearing person is called a MAN. And I say this with some confidence as someone who bears one.”

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Morgan’s colleague Mike Graham agreed with him, saying, “Penis-bearing doesn’t even make any sense. And I don’t know any women with prostates either.”

“I suppose we can’t expect any better from a woman that made candles out of the scent of a vagina,” he added. “She was even too woke for Chris Martin.”

Graham was referring to the fact that Paltrow was previously married to the Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. 

Anne Robinson, the former host of “The Weakest Link,” took issue with Paltrow as well, quipping, “If she can’t identify a man, she needs to be careful having her outdoor daily shower.”

Though Paltrow has long been a “woke” member of the Hollywood elite who fights for gender equality, she was still using the term “men” as recently as 2020.

“What we are saying collectively as a culture and as a society is, ‘We are done with that paradigm of patriarchy of white men,'” she was quoted as saying that year.

Goop’s Bizarre History

People Magazine reported that Goop has been widely mocked in the past for promoting bizarre things like vaginal steaming. While Paltrow admitted that it seems “insane” to steam one’s vagina, after trying it at the Tikkun Spa in Santa Monica, she was “hooked.”

“The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam,” Paltrow wrote in a Goop post. “You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.”

However, the renowned OB/GYN Dr. Jen Gunter responded to this by warning that vaginal steaming is a bad idea.

“Steam is probably not good for your vagina. Herbal steam is no better and quite possibly worse,” she wrote on her blog.

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Paltrow Refuses To Eat Octopus

Goop has also promoted things like a guide to anal sex and a $15,000 24-carat gold vibrator sex toy. Paltrow also once strangely claimed in a Goop post that she refuses to eat octopuses because she believes they are “too smart to be food.” ”

“They have more neurons in their brains than we do. I had to stop eating them because I was so freaked out by it,” Paltrow said.

However, according to Scientific American, this is far from true, as octopuses only have 500 million neurons, most of which can be found in their arms. In contrast, humans have about 100 billion neurons.

This all just goes to show that Paltrow is simply another Hollywood elitist who has lost all touch with reality. We applaud Morgan for living up to his no-nonsense reputation by calling her out.