BJ Penn Finally Breaks Losing Streak With Win Outside of Strip Club
Once upon a time, there was a fighter from Hawaiia who capitivated us with his in-cage heroics. But time and substance abuse have changed things.
Legendary Hawaiian cagefighting legend BJ Penn couldn’t stay retired, so he came back to the UFC to add more losses to his resume. Which he’s done! Masterfully! But sometimes staring at your record and seeing how far you’ve fallen can get you down…
…So Penn, who probably has a stack of restraining orders against him by this point yet still gets booked for UFC fights, decided to go to a strip club, take off his shirt, and fight a bouncer.
And it looks like Penn won! Hooray for BJ! Hooray for our long-lost hero!