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Sage Northcutt Update: Dude Is Still Messed Up

Sage Northcutt was destroyed in his ONE Championship debut, crumbled by a punch to the face, and now he's ruined. Ruined I say!

Did you ever have a friend who was in a bad accident, and when you got the hospital to visit them, you walk into their room and see that their entire body has been replaced by what looks like a robot’s body. Their face is still somewhat intact, although everything from the eyes on up is enshrouded in a steel visor. (Note: I’m describing RoboCop.)

You’re shocked to see your friend in that state. And then that friend wakes up from their nap and sees you, but you’re quick enough to wipe the look of shock off your face. The two of you make a little small talk, and finally the friend asks, “So… how do I look?”

Guys, Sage Northcutt wants to know how he looks.

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