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UFC 237 Results: The BJ Penn Legend Grows With a New Record Set

There was a time when BJ Penn was the baddest man on the planet and Clay Guida was the guy who'd renovate his house. Now, Guida is his master.

Hawaiian fighting legend BJ Penn was able to make his legend grow even more at UFC 237 last night, despite being so far over the hill that if he were to turn and look back, he wouldn’t even be able to see the hill.

You see, Penn set a new UFC record. After battling fellow old man Clay Guida for three rounds, Penn earned yet another “L” – which, at seven in a row, is the longest losing streak the Octagon has ever seen! Hooray for BJ!

Ugh.

Sadly, Penn was somewhat competitive in the first round. But his gas tank was pretty much gone after that, so Guida moved, punched him, moved, kicked him, repeat as necessary.

The former lightweight and welterweight champ got dropped, and was struggling to stay upright in the final minutes of the fight. Penn made it to the final bell, though.

Someone please – PLEASE – stop Penn from fighting. He’s going to die in the cage.

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