Jon Jones and His Picograms Pick Fight With Middleweight Israel Adesanya
Jon Jones is bold and heroic, like a those heroes of old who were sung about by the Vikings, Native Americans and other warrior cultures.
Ever the brave and hearty soul, Jon Jones – the past and present lightweight champ and dude full of picograms of steroids – took umbrage with middleweight Israel Adesanya yesterday. So of course Jones through some social media heat in Adesanya’s direction.
Before I show you what Jones said, here are some hard facts:
- Jones is a 205-pounder whose future fights lie in the heavyweight division.
- Adesanya is a middleweight. That’s 185 pounds, folks.
- Jones is legally allowed to have steroids in his blood stream because, well, he’s Jon Jones.
- The UFC had a big, seasonal press conference yesterday with tons of fighters, but Jones was unable to attend because he wasn’t feeling well (*cough* hungover *cough*) and stayed in his hotel room.
So here’s Jones – the brave, heroic Jones – throwing fire at Adesanya.
If you think you killed 44 yr old Anderson, you didn’t. I’m not really sure what fight you’ve been watching. You got past the legendary GOAT, now come fuck with the King of the jungle. I’ll make you call me daddy by the third.
— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) April 12, 2019