After a long day at work, people sometimes need a good laugh or two. Jokes about blondes are perhaps some of the funniest and everyone knows at least one of them!
In one joke, a blonde is wanting to earn some money as a handyman.
A Blonde Wants To Earn Some Money…
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.
“Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
Oh my gosh! This joke is pure genius! I could not stop laughing! I am sharing this with all of my friends and family.
If you like this blonde joke, then check out this one: A Blonde Walks Into A Walmart!
Source: Laugh Factory
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