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The Marine On The Train

This joke gives you the both of two worlds, first you get instant justice and then you get a good hearty laugh. This marine is a true hero!

This joke gives you the both of two worlds, first you get instant justice and then you get a good hearty laugh. This marine is a true hero!

The Marine On The Train

The train was quite crowded, and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman’s poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular “Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.”

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under the yapping dog.

“Please, ma’am. May I sit down? I’m very tired.”

She snorted, “Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!”

This time the Marine didn’t say a word; he just picked up the yapping dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, “Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!”

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, ‘Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, it appears you have thrown the wrong dog out the window.

Oh boy, I absolutely love this joke. I cannot stop laughing at this one. I can only imagine he took the British man’s advice I chucked out the other dog too!

If you enjoyed this joke as much as I did you will love this one too: Rude Customer Thinks She Can Bully Store Clerk – Then He Asks Her One Question

I’m definitely going to be sharing this story with my Dad. You should share it with your friends and family to give them a good laugh too!

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