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How To Get To Heaven

Everyone wants to get to heaven. But few know how. One little girl knows the answer.

How To Get To Heaven

A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?”

“NO!” the children all answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”

Again, the answer was “NO!”

“Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”

In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”

Wow. I guess that’s how you do it!

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Source: Jokes.ChristiansUnite.com

James Miller

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