Everyone loves a good blonde joke. They are lighthearted and silly, but rarely ever true. No one knows how blonde jokes got started, but everyone knows one, and most people findĀ  them hilarious!

Well, in one joke, a blonde woman is driving down the road when she gets in a horrific car accident. The rest of the story is too funny!

A Blonde is Driving Down the Road…

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

“My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK, ma’am?”

“Yes, officer, I’m just fine,” the blonde chirped.

“Well, how in the world did this happen?” the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

“Officer, it was the strangest thing,” the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere, a tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was yet another tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was . . . ”

“Uh, ma’am,” the officer said, cutting her off, “there isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”

This joke is amazing! I could not stop laughing! The punchline is so good! I am definitely sharing it with all of my friends!

And if you like this joke, make sure to check out this one: A duck walks into a bar!

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