There are people who drink, don’t drink, or who drink so much they never have to eat. This story is an example of the latter:
Trading Dinner For Drinks
An attendant on a cross-country flight nervously announced:
“I don’t know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners.”
When the passengers’ muttering had died down, she continued,
“Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so someone else can eat will receive free drinks for the length of the flight.”
Her next announcement came an hour later.
“If anyone wants to change his mind, we still have 29 dinners available!”
Ha! I guess they all got what they wanted!
If you liked that story, you may also like “Lawyer Won’t Leave Woman Alone on Flight So She Figures Out How to Shut Him Up.”
Share this story if it gave you a laugh!
Source: Jokes.ChristiansUnite.com
The country music star Jelly Roll celebrated his "fourth number one" hit on Thursday with…
Kate Middleton, the wife of Prince William, has spent the past few months battling cancer.…
Last Friday, Pat Sajak hosted his final episode of Wheel of Fortune after hosting the…
The legendary comediennes Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence spent eleven years starring together on the…
The pop star Taylor Swift dropped a bomb on Thursday when she announced the end…
Fans were stunned last year when it was reported that Kevin Costner was leaving the…