A Texan in London sounds like a recipe for trouble. The following story demonstrates as much:
A Texan In London
Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry.
As they went by the Tower of London the cabbie explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed in 1412.
The Texan replied, “Shoot, a little ol’ tower like that? In Houston we’d have that thing up in two weeks!”
Next they passed the House of Parliament – started in 1544 and completed in 1618.
“Well, boy, we put up a bigger one than that in Dallas and it only took a year!”
As they passed Westminister Abbey the cabbie was silent.
“Whoah! What’s that over there?” asked the Texan.
The cabbie replies, scratching his head, “Now that, I don’t know; it sure wasn’t there yesterday!”
Ha! I wonder if he fell for that one…
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Source: Jokes.ChristiansUnite.com
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