Age can be a sensitive subject. That’s especially true when someone asks your age.
How Old Are You?
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,”she said.
“What’s your secret for a long happy life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said.
“I also drink a bottle of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,”the woman said.
“How old are you?’
“Twenty-six,” he said.
Well, that explains it!
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