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The Worst Time To Be Arrested

It’s no fun being arrested. For one man, it was an awful experience that was made even worse for one special reason!

The Worst Time To Be Arrested

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But officer,” the man said, “I can explain.”

“Just be quiet!!!” snapped the officer. “…or I’m going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But officer, I just wanted to say….”

“And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you’re going to jail!”

A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said,

“Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” said the man in the cell. “I’m the groom!”

Looks like the soon-to-be-wife is in for a surprise!

Share if this gave you a laugh!

H/T: Jokes.ChristiansUnite.com

James Miller

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