When He Went to the Bathroom, a Snake Bit Him in the Worst Place Possible

While America fights back about Obama’s bathroom wars, a Thai man faced a dreadful potty assault of his own.

When Attaporn Boonmakchuay went to the bathroom, he got a horrendous and painful surprise. At his own home, a python slithered up through pipes, into the toilet, and chomped down on his penis.

“I felt as though my penis had been severed. The snake was yanking very hard,” he said.

Watch the mind-blowing video of the snake being dragged from the toilet here:

The snake was caught and and released back into the wild. NO WAY – I’d have shot the viper!

Boonmakchuay plans to replace his squatting toilet with a sitting one. Not sure how that will prevent a snake from sneaking back in, but as long as he’s comfortable, that’s all that matters.

Please share this to warn EVERYONE to beware of the toilets in Thailand!

H/T: Mirror