I hate losing my glasses. You can make a lot of mistakes when your eyesight is bad. Take a look:

Where Are Your Glasses?

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my abundant FREE-Time???

“Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked.

Talking about “doing-something-useful” seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was “only thinking of me”, she said and suggested that I go down to the ‘Senior Center’ and hang out with the Old Guys.

To keep peace in the family…..I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her for meddling in my affairs.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied, “Are you nuts? You are 78-years old and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, “Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses? This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

“Oh man, I’m in trouble again,” I said, “I really don’t know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!”

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had just fainted.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

Now that’s funny! I bet she won’t meddle in her mom’s affairs again!

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