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Movies tend to have clever plots, emotional dialogue, and mind-bending twists. But even some of the best movies out there will have very weird movie quotes that just don’t make any sense. Whether the line is a complete contradiction or is just a random line that doesn’t add to the story, let’s dive into the weird movie quotes that make us second-guess the purpose.

8. “I’m Always Angry” The Avenger (2012)

The Avengers Walt Disney Studios
Walt Disney Studios

Every big franchise is going to have a few silly lines every once in a while. But when it comes to the MCU, The Avengers has one of the many weird movie quotes in it. When talking about Banner and his ability to shift to The Hulk, he expresses his ‘secret’, which is that he’s always angry. But if that were true, wouldn’t the Hulk always be out? It was supposed to be a dramatic and interesting moment compared to the rather chill and quiet Banner, but it was just strange.

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7. “I Live My Life a Quarter Mile at a Time” Fast and Furious (2001)

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Universal Pictures

The Fast and Furious franchise is truly dumb. They keep coming out with more movies, with each one being more over the top than the last. And it’s filled with incredibly stupid lines, like when Vin Diesel’s character, Dominic Toretto, talks about living his life. They tried to reference his passion for racing, but it really just came out as a silly line.

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6. “Pain Don’t Hurt” Road House (1989)

Road House United Artists
United Artists

Pain, in fact, does hurt. The 1989 action film is a cult classic, to say the least, even though it was nominated for Worst Picture. The show features Dalton, the bouncer, giving this weird quote in the movie while being treated for a knife wound. While it’s supposed to give off a tough-guy personality, it’s just stupid.

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5. “My Face Is My Warrant” Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

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Paramount PicturesCredit: Paramount Pictures Transformers Age of Extinction

At first glance, this line is pretty cool. But then, when you think about it, it’s absolutely ridiculous. Transformers is a great franchise, but the 2014 movie featuring a CIA operative, James Savoy, is pretty silly. When Cade Yeagar’s farm is being searched, the owner is pretty angry, to which Savoy responds with this beautiful line, which just isn’t realistic and is otherwise weird, which sums up the logic of the Transformers to a T.

4. “Everybody Needs Money. That’s Why They Call It Money” Heist (2001)

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Morgan Creek Productions, Inc.

Danny DeVito is next on the list when it comes to the many weird movie quotes that just don’t make any sense. His line about money is absurd, to say the least. Money comes from the Latin word moneta, the surname of the goddess Juno, where coins were made in her temple. There’s no play on words here, just a wacky quote that doesn’t mean anything.

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3. “I’ll Never Let Go, Jack, I’ll Never Let Go” Titanic (1997)

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Paramount Pictures

It’s always fun to see iconic lines that really are just silly. One of the many weird movie quotes comes from the drama Titanic, a masterpiece from the 1990s. And while the line is supposed to be serious and dramatic, it’s quite the opposite. As Jack and Rose are freezing in the water, Rose tries to comfort Jack while holding him, saying she’ll never let go, then quickly lets him sink into the water. While it’s most likely talking about their moments and her happiness, and the memories she had with him, it’s hilarious to see her vow to hold on to him and then quickly forgo that promise.

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2. “You Can’t Handle the Truth” A Few Good Men (1992)

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Columbia PicturesCredit: A Few Good Men Columbia Pictures

It’s odd seeing such a popular movie on the list, but the line is hilariously bad. While one of the most famous lines that is meant to shock and awe the crowd, the line comes from Jack Nicholson towards a lawyer, whose whole job is to understand and uncover the truth, so yes, he probably can handle the truth.

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1. “Love Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry” Love Story (1970)

Love Story Paramount Pictures
Paramount Pictures

One of the many weird movie quotes that just don’t make sense comes from the 1970 romantic drama based on Erich Segal’s novel, sharing the same name. Even though it’s supposed to be a sincere line, it doesn’t work. When in a relationship, whether platonic or romantic, you should be saying quite a lot; it would be rude and emotionally draining to never say sorry to your friend or partner.

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