Getting a parking ticket is no fun. But one man found a way to avoid it. Read on:

How To Avoid A Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse face.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner.

It’s easy to avoid a ticket when you aren’t being given one!

Share this if you hate getting parking tickets!

H/T: Jokes.ChristiansUnite.com