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Hillary Clinton Humiliated After Fan Poops In Aisle Near Her And Chelsea At Broadway Show

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The two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was humiliated last week when someone pooped in the aisle near her and her daughter Chelsea when they were attending a Broadway show.

Someone Poops Near Hillary

A source close to the show “Some Like It Hot” told Page Six that Hillary and Chelsea were attending a performance at the legendary Shubert Theater in New York City when an unknown person pooped in the aisle near to where they were sitting.

“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience, the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo,” the source said.

“The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act,” the insider added, going on to say that an eyewitness “spoke to the house manager, who said that it was actually the fourth time it had happened.”

“There is someone who is either s–tting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater,” the source stated.

Another source close to the production confirmed the incident, saying, “There was an incident when Hillary Clinton and Chelsea attended.”

“It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and Act II started as scheduled,” this insider continued.

Hillary and Chelsea did not comment when contacted by reporters.

Hillary Attends Another Broadway Show

Hillary did not let this incident deter her from attending the opening night of “Bob Fosse’s Dancin’” on Broadway at the Music Box Theater on Sunday night.

“I loved it,” she told The New York Times afterwards. “The dancers were so charismatic and magnetic. That energy was so needed.”

Hillary then gave her thoughts on the conservative push to ban drag performances in places like Tennessee, which recently passed a law limiting “cabaret” shows.

“It’s a very sad commentary on what people think is important in our country,” she said. “I hope that it goes the way of the dinosaur because people will recognize that it’s just a political stunt.”

“I guess they’re going to shut the state borders to anything that is Shakespearean?” she continued. “Are we going to stop exporting any kind of entertainment?”

Hillary Goes Woke

This comes two weeks after Hillary bizarrely said that women and children are the “primary victims of conflict and climate change” and that the war in Ukraine “shows us that.”

“Women and children are the primary victims of conflict and of climate change and there is no place that unfortunately, tragically, shows us that more dramatically than Ukraine today,” she said while speaking at the Forbes 30/50 Summit in Abu Dhabi, according to Fox News.

Hillary went on to say that “there are a lot of other conflicts, a lot of other challenges that we have to take into account.”

After being First Lady in the 1990s, Hillary tried unsuccessfully to run for president twice, losing the first time to Barack Obama and the second time to Donald Trump. It seems that she’s trying to distract herself from the shame of her presidential losses by attending Broadway shows, so the fact that someone felt the need to dedicate near her at a recent performance had to have come as an especially unwelcome shock to her.

But then again, s*** happens!

James Conrad

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