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Oh No, Look What They Did To Our Beautiful Sage!

Sage Northcutt gazed upon the visage of the God of Violence in his ONE Championship debut yesterday, and he was found wanting.

Yesterday, Sage Northcutt made his ONE Championship debut. It, uh, did not go well. In fact, it lasted all of 29 seconds, with him taking one punch to the grill and face-planting.

And now look at him.

For a fighter who was about 80% looks and 20% ability, this is catastrophic. Seriously. Because why would Sage’s legions of fans tune in if not to watch his near-flawless looks? No one ever watched him because they thought he was a badass!

Sadly, now Sage looks like the rest of us.

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