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A Blonde Walks Into The Police Department Looking For A Job!

Not all of us are naturally funny, but we all know something funny when we see or read it.

Everyone can appreciate a really funny joke, something that has each and every one of us laughing at the top of our lungs.

While there are many different types of jokes, blonde jokes are extremely popular, and almost always funny!

Check out the following joke to see what happened when a blonde walked into a police station!

A Blonde Walks Into The Police Department Looking For A Job!

The officer wants to ask her a few questions….

Officer: What’s 2+2?

Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!

Officer: What’s the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummmm… 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”

Oh man! She’s not very smart! How did she not know who killed Abraham Lincoln? She would make a terrible police officer.

If you liked this joke, here’s another one that will make you laugh!

A Blonde, A Brunette, And A Redhead Are Each Granted One Transformation!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy.

The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish.

The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells “Eagle!”

She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away.

The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out “Salmon!”

She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn.

The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish.

She panics.

“Fudge!”

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Source: Comedy Central

Paul M

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