Everyone loves a good joke, especially after a long day at the office. Jokes are a great way to unwind after a hard day and just have a good laugh.

We all have our favorite jokes, ones that no matter how many times we tell them to other people, they’re always funny!

In the joke below, a police officer pulls a man over for speeding, and hilarity ensues.

A Policeman Pulls A Man Over For Speeding…

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

After looking the man over the policeman says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”

The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

Oh boy, that joke was so funny! I can’t believe he said that to the officer. I hope he didn’t end up in jail.

If you enjoyed this joke, here’s another one that will definitely make you laugh.

Two 90-Year-Old Men, Mike And Joe, Have Been Lifelong Friends…

When it was clear that Joe was dying, Mike visited him every day. One day Mike said, “Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favor, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s football there.”

Joe looked up at Mike from his death bed, “Mike, you’ve been my best friend for many years. If it’s at all possible, I’ll do this favor for you.”

Shortly after that, Joe passed on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike was awoken from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, “Mike–Mike.”

“Who is it? asked Mike sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?”

“Mike–it’s me, Joe.”

“You’re not Joe. Joe just died.”

“I’m telling you, it’s me, Joe,” insists the voice.

“Joe! Where are you?”

“In Heaven,” replied Joe. “I have some really good news and a little bad news.”

“Tell me the good news first,” said Mike.

“The good news,” Joe said,” is that there’s football in Heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we’re all young again. Better still, it’s always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired.”

That’s fantastic,” said Mike. “It’s beyond my wildest dreams! So what’s the bad news?

“You’re on the team for this Saturday’s match!”

Man, that joke was almost as funny as the first one! I could not stop laughing.

If you loved these jokes, make sure to tell us your favorite joke in the comments section below! 

Source: Laugh Factory