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A Blonde Was Stuck In A Snowstorm…

After a long day at work, sometimes people need a good laugh or two. Jokes about blondes are perhaps some of the funniest and everyone knows at least one of them!

While there are many funny blonde jokes, one, in particular, has us cracking up!

A Blonde Was Stuck In A Snowstorm…

A blonde lady was stuck in a snowstorm when she remembered her dad’s advice: “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait until a snowplow drives by and then follow it.”

Eventually she saw a snowplow so she followed it along in her car.

After 30 minutes, the snowplow driver stopped, got out, and walked up to the woman’s car asking, “Lady, why are you following me?” She explained what her father had told her and the driver said, “Well I’m done with the Walmart parking lot now. Do you want to follow me to Best Buy?”

If you enjoyed this blonde joke, check out a few others below:

A Blonde Went To The Dentist…

“I want you to paint my teeth blue” – said the blonde.

“What!?” – exclaimed the dentist.

“Just do it!!” – said the blonde.

So the dentist painted her teeth blue. The blonde went back to her car and called her friend to talk about many things. While she was driving a policeman stopped her.

“Mam, your were talking on your mobile while you were driving. Here is how much you must pay.”

“Oh come on!! Don’t you see I have blue-tooth?!”

A Blonde Is Sick Of All The Blonde Jokes…

A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, “For best results, put on two coats.”

What is your favorite blonde joke? Let us know in the comments section below!

Source: Laugh Factory

Paul M

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