The Ventriloquist And The Blonde

A funny story about a ventriloquist and a blond woman.

Ventriloquists can be really funny, especially when they are making fun of others. But one person didn’t take kindly to one ventriloquist’s jokes.

The Ventriloquist And The Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.

He’s going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says:

“I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes!

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?

It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person … because you and our kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large … all in the name of humor.”

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, but the blonde stops him. “You stay out of this. Mister, I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

Clearly, she doesn’t get it!

If you liked that story, you may also like “The Blonde On The Airplane.”

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