How do you pray? Apparently, there are many good ways to pray, and three preachers all had an opinion about it!
The Best Way To Pray
Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
“Kneeling is definitely best,” claimed one.
“No,” another contended. “I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.”
“You’re both wrong,” the third insisted. “The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor.”
The repairman could contain himself no longer.
“Hey, fellas, ” he interrupted, “the best prayin’ I ever did was hangin’ upside down from a telephone pole.”
Wow. I bet he prayed a lot in that position!
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Source: Jokes.ChristiansUnite.com
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