Jesus is always watching…ain’t that the truth! One burglar really learned that lesson recently.
Jesus Is Watching!
A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, “Jesus is watching you.”
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, “Jesus is watching you.”
This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a parrot.
He asked, “Did you say that?”
The parrot admitted that it had. “I’m just trying to warn you, that’s all.”
The burglar said, “Warn me, huh? Who are you? What’s your name?”
“Moses.”
“Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot ‘Moses’?”
The bird answered, “I don’t know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus’.”
Looks like Jesus is about to have lunch!
If you enjoyed that story, you may like “When Jesus Helped The Union Member.”
Share if you believe Jesus is always watching!
H/T: Jokes.ChristiansUnite.com
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