Can you imagine living with no arms or legs? This man can, and his life doesn’t turn out the way you would expect! Read on:
When You’re Just A Head With No Arms Or Legs
There once was two people Lisa and Brian.
They got married and had a child. The only problem was that the child was only a head, he had no arms, legs, or torso.
So all his life he was picked on and teased and he always wished he had a body.
So when he turned 21 his dad took him to a bar and let him have his first beer ever.
When he drank a whole bottle an arm popped out.
When he drank more bottles more body parts popped out.
After drinking many beers he finally had a whole body.
As they left the bar, he was very drunk and was hit by a bus and he died.
The moral of the story “Quit while you’re a head”
Oh no! A tragic ending, with some good advice tacked on!
Share if this surprised you!
H/T: TheJokeYard.com
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