Getting a parking ticket is no fun. But one man found a way to avoid it. Read on:
How To Avoid A Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him a horse face.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner.
It’s easy to avoid a ticket when you aren’t being given one!
Share this if you hate getting parking tickets!
H/T: Jokes.ChristiansUnite.com
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