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The End Is Near!

Some people just hate religion. Nothing will change their mind, even a fair warning. Read on:

The End Is Near!

Farmers Fred and Luke were fishing on the side of the road.

They made a sign saying, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They showed their sign to each passing car.

One driver that passed didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted, “Leave us alone you religious nuts!”

A few moments passed. Fred and Luke heard a big splash.

Fred grinned at Luke.

“Do you think we should just put up a sign that says: ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”

Splash!

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H/T: Jokes.ChristiansUnite.com

James Miller

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