There are tons of lawyer jokes out there and have been for decades. But this one really tickled me and I had to share:
A Man and a Priest Come Across a Lawyer, Then the Priest Shows His True Colors
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road.
Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride.
A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him.
At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn’t run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway.
Looking back as he drove on, he didn’t see anything.
He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest.
“I’m sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road.”
But the priest said, “Don’t worry, son. I got him with my door.”
Ha!
If you enjoyed that story, you will enjoy “The Lawyer in Hell.”
Is that funny or what? Share this if you love a good joke!
H/T: SunnySkyz
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