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Growing older can sneak up on you and some people find themselves looking a lot older than they feel! One woman experienced just that when she went to a new dentist.

Woman Goes to Dentist, Leaves Insulted After Doctor Asks Her Question He Should Have Known!

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old.

My name is Mary, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

“Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a mustang,” he gleamed with pride.

“When did you graduate?” I asked.

“In 1975. Why do you ask?”

“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, balding, wrinkled faced, fat-assed, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked:

“What did you teach?”

That’s likely the last time she’ll pay him a visit! If you can relate to her dilemma, give this a share! 

H/T: SunnySkyz

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