Colby Covington is so disliked, whenever he opens the door to his home, his own pets flee in disgust, never to return.
The Gooch beat Bellator champ Darrion Caldwell last night, so now the RIZIN champ holds belts in two organizations simulataneously. That's kinda cool.
Heather Hardy was some kind of decent boxer when she caught the MMA bug. That boxing background didn't help her last night. Nope, not at all.
Bellator pushed Aaron Pico as a superstar in the making, but after another knockout loss last night, it's clear that star has flamed out.
Valentina Shevchenko saved the flyweight division from sucking, and now she's knocking out challengers like it ain't no thang.
Tony Ferguson and Donald Cerrone put all their craziness on the line at UFC 238, with Ferguson winning the "I'm Restraining Order Crazy" title.
Anthony Smith beat the meatballs off of Swede Alexander Gustafsson at UFC on ESPN+11 yesterday, and now Gustafsson is retired.
You win a UFC belt in your hometown of Brazil, and not even three weeks later you're getting robbed at gunpoint - what a time to be alive!
Yoel Romero ate all the supplements, failed all the drug tests, and just won all the money in a civil suit - money he'll never get.
When Zuffa bought the UFC and were looking for amenable venues for this cagefighting thing, a certain businessman gave them the thumbs up.
Someone somewhere has probably kept a stat of all the UFC champs in history who have posed nude with their belt. I bet it's a large number of them.
The early UFCs would've been much less entertaining without Tank Abbott, who was the epitome of villain and the antithesis to martial arts.
Tony Ferguson won a season of TUF, won and interim championship belt, and has long been considered a top lightweight. I hope he ain't crazy, though.
I saw UFC 13 in one of the few bars in New York City that showed these events, a bar full of Team Renzo Gracie acololytes and cagefighting hardcores.
The UFC's parent company, Endeavor, filing the necessary paperwork for a future initial public offering. This means the UFC is doing alright.
In Stephen King's "The Stand", all the survivors of superflu apocalypse with a bent towards evil chill in Las Vegas and do wicked things. Oh, hi, Colby Covington.
Sage Northcutt was destroyed in his ONE Championship debut, crumbled by a punch to the face, and now he's ruined. Ruined I say!
Kayla Harrison is like that girl you used to date who was super strong, could deflect bullets with her bracelets and had a magic lasso. It's fun at first, but...
Next weekend there will be a meeting of the Fighters Who Will Never Beat Jon Jones Club. They will mostly hug and talk about craft beers.