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Did you know? The Fiend and Bray Wyatt might be… THE SAME PERSON!

We hope you’re sitting down, because Kayfabe News is about to deliver a shocking exclusive that may just knock your socks off.

It has been confirmed by several anonymous backstage sources that WWE sports-entertainers Bray Wyatt (the happy-go-lucky host of Firefly Fun House) and the masked psychopath known as The Fiend are — wait for it — actually the same person.

Have you picked your jaw up off the floor yet?

The Fiend (left) could very well be a masked alter-ego of Bray Wyatt (right), who himself is an alter-ego of Husky Harris.

We took a careful look at the evidence, and it seems to add up:

  • Wyatt and The Fiend have similar physiques and tattoos
  • Wyatt and The Fiend are never seen in the same place at the same time
  • Wyatt drives a 2011 baby-blue Toyota Corolla, and the Fiend was seen at a Tennessee Taco Bell drive-through last night driving a car described by local teens as “very similar.”
  • Although the men have starkly different personalities — Wyatt is a kid-friendly TV show host, and The Fiend is a phantasmagoric hellspawn who haunts your nightmares — they both seem to exhibit characteristic consistent with psychopathy and delusion
  • If you listened carefully to commentator Michael Cole on Raw last night, you might have heard him scream “The Fiend Bray Wyatt” approximately 17 times in a row while The Fiend attacked Kane.

Is the above conclusive evidence that Wyatt and The Fiend are one and the same? No, not conclusive in a way that would stand up in a court of law in America’s tragically flawed judicial system.

But Kayfabe News will go out on a limb, here, and say the evidence overwhelmingly suggests that Wyatt is The Fiend.

What do you think? Common sense, or crazy conspiracy theory? Let us know!

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