If you tuned into ESPN last night to watch UFC on ESPN 4, well, sorry bro. Your Saturday night sucked. The first nine fights all went to decision! This is why DVR was invented!

I’ll get into the main event and the Greg Hardy fight in other posts, so this one will just tell you what you need to know about the outcomes of the other fights.

After having a fight canceled because Conor McGregor got glass in his eye from the infamous bus incident, plus having his young son go through a ton of medical problems, Ray Borg got back on the winning track.

That was probably the most feel-good moment of the night, because Borg seem like a nice dude.

Among her contemporaries, Roxanne Modafferi is one of the few still competing at the highest level. Too bad she just got out-worked and out-struck in her rematch against Jennifer Maia.

Raquel Pennington eked out a split decision over Irene Aldana. Boy has Aldana fizzled out as a prospect.

Bruce Leroy still has some magic tucked away in his afro.

When the first fought in Affliction (about 100 years ago), Andrei Arlovski got the KO over Ben Rothwell. But he only got the decision last night.

Thank god Dan Hooker was able to KO James Vick and give the night at least on good candidate for the highlight reel.

And finally, in the co-main event, Walt Harris needed just 12 seconds to destroy Aleksei Oleinik.

Extra credit: Why the heck is Harris wearing a coon-skin hat in this interview?

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