Up-and-coming rookie finally gets big break
Bradley “Brock” Lesnar, a plucky young sports-entertainer known for his tireless work ethic and can-do attitude, has clawed his way to WWE’s main-event.
Bradley “Brock” Lesnar, a plucky young sports-entertainer who has been generating buzz for his tireless work ethic and positive can-do attitude, has finally clawed his way to WWE’s main-event picture.
Lesnar, who has an impressive amateur background and a yellow belt in Tai Chi, won the ladder match at yesterday’s WWE TLC (Tender Loving Care) pay-per-view.
Commentator Michael Cole hollered “The boyhood dream has come true for Brock Lesnar” when the inspiring youngster finally scored a much-needed win.
Lesnar himself was elated but humble.
“Golly, I always dreamed this day would come, and I prayed to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ that he would grant me the skills I needed to achieve victory without injuring my talented opponents,” said a beaming Lesnar after the bout.
Added Lesnar: “I’d like to thank all the fans who believed in me, and I promise I will defend this noble championship every chance I get.”
According to backstage sources, a teary-eyed Lesnar hugged WWE mogul Vince McMajon and thanked him for providing him with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to achieve his childhood dream.
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To demonstrate his gratitude and humility, Lesnar said he would donate his entire payday to charities devoted to promoting gender equality in the Middle East.