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Can Drax destroy The Chaperone?

The Marvel Universe and the WWE Universe will collide this April at WrestleMania when fans find out who's tougher: Drax the Destroyer or Ray Bradstone.

The Marvel Universe and the WWE Universe will collide this April at WrestleMania when fans finally find out who’s tougher: Drax the Destroyer or Ray Bradstone, the school bus driver from The Chaperone?

It will certainly be a showdown for the ages, like the time Thunderlips battled Fezzik, or when The Tooth Fairy battled the tattooed meathead from Trainwreck.

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Could The Chaperone defeat Drax through the power of metaphor and sarcasm?

Here’s the tale of the tape:

Origins

  • Drax: Arthur Douglas was a human whose family was attacked and killed by the supervillain Thanos. Needing a champion to combat Thanos, the being known as Kronos took Arthur’s spirit and placed it in a powerful new body, and Drax the Destroyer was born.
  • Ray Bradstone: used to drive cars for bank robbers, now drives a bus for his daughter.

Greatest career achievement

  • Drax: Vengeance against Thanos
  • Ray Bradstone: no dead students

Weaknesses

  • Drax: inability to understand metaphors
  • Ray Bradstone: ponytail

Special Powers

  • Drax: enhanced strength and resilience, and the ability to project energy blasts from his hands, one-liners
  • Ray Bradstone: bus driving, one-liners

It is difficult to predict a winner, since one cannot discount outside interference from former Evolution member Randy Orton, who will go to the papers if he has to.

 

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