Everyone loves a good joke as they are a good opportunity to cut loose and distract yourself from the daily responsibilities of life.
In one hilarious joke, a teacher asks one of her students to solve a math problem involving cats!
Teacher: ‘If I Gave You 2 Cats And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Would You Have?’
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
Oh man! That joke was so funny! I could not stop laughing! Here’s another joke that is bound to make you laugh as well!
The Handsome Man With A Wooden Eye…
A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident.
The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye.
The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around.
Eventually his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up. While at the bar, he’s still just sitting there looking depressed, not really talking. One of his friends suggests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar.
“No, she’ll never go for a man with a wooden eye,” the man says.
“Okay, how about that girl over there?” His friend responds. “She has a really big nose”.
The man walks over to the girl and asks, “Would you like to dance?”
Very excited, and shocked, to be asked to dance by such an attractive man, the woman responds, “Would, I?! Would I?!”
To which the man quickly responds “Big nose! Big nose!”
If you loved these two jokes, make sure to let us know in the comments section below! Be sure to tell us your favorite joke as well!
Source: Laugh Factory
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